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March 23, 2005
U.S. DECLARES WAR ON GENOCIDE!
The U.S. government today declared it's full unilateral support against genocide thoughout the world. After years of being criticized for looking the other way during crises in Uganda, Kurdistan, Yugoslavia, Darfur, and various other oppressed nations, the U.S. has announced that it will begin an international campaign against the wholesale eradication of indigenous peoples, starting right here at home with Terry Schiavo. President Bush was quoted as saying "We find it unconscionable that an entire race of Schiavos could be wiped out right under our nose. We promise to employ every tool in our mighty arsenal, including skipping vacations, in order to save the last Schiavo."
More as it develops.
Posted by bcoffee at March 23, 2005 09:18 PM
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Posted by: R. Long and R. Keating at January 31, 2006 10:56 PM
